me: I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
real life friends: ...the fuck you smoking
parents: but sweetheart you're white
tumblr friends: BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO

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Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
-parents come home from supermarket-
Me: Yolo

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prodig4l:

my mom would do this too. lol

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